What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Thank you.

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : I'm 24.

What makes you feel guilty the most?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Why do guys look up TikTok girls instead of porn? My boyfriend of two years, looks up big boobs on TikTok. He has never once cheated on me, not on social media or IRL. He claims it’s to “get off real quick if I’m not home.”

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : I don't drink

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Then let's have some coffee

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : No

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

He : Tea ?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Sure.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Am I the unique Gen Z if I dislike TikTok and prefer the 2000s technology trends like retro consoles, CRTs, and CD/DVDs?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.